Hitler died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
Coincidence? No.
Mystery? Maybe.
Hotel? Trivago.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.
I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?
Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
Great Mystery
Newsboy : "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?"
Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one" (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?"
Newsboy : "That's the mystery, sir. You're the fifty first victim".
I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.
The best part of waking up... Is still a mystery to me.
I like my women like I like my covfefe A mystery
I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?
(Dark Humor) What did the handless guy get for Christmas? Its still a mystery cause he hasn't opened his present yet.
Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
Ordered a Sherlock Holmes game online...
Received a podiatric prosthesis instead...
Must unravel this strange mystery.
The game is afoot.
Sweatshirts are my favorite thing. Like am I wearing a bra or not? Probably not because I am a guy but the mystery is still there.
Driving in real life is just like Mariokart, and pedestrians are mystery cubes The surprise is 25 to life though...
They say it's a mystery how the pyramids were built But it seems obvious to me - they probably started at the bottom and worked their way up.
I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section.
There was a mystery involving an office worker and a small bag. It was a brief case.
How gliders fly is kind of a mystery to me... But I guess they have potential.
The interviewer said to me...
The interviewer said to me, "On your resume, it says you're a man of mystery."
"That's correct."
"Would you like to elaborate?"
(Long pause) "No."
I'm halfway through this braille muder mystery. I've got a feeling someone's about to die.
What do you call a girl tree?
"It's a Mystery (Ms. Tree)"
-My 7-year old daughter made that one up.
What do you call a mystery Mexican? Juan Doe
If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami... And Erotica would be salty.
Joke of the day
I was at a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"
I said, "No."
I was hit by a moose driving my motorcycle yesterday. How he managed to drive it is a mystery to me.
Mystery of gas station bathrooms “Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?”
a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to.
What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4
What do you call a cop morning mystery? Who donut?
What do you call a murder mystery on a train? A loco-motive
There once was a man with a wooden leg named Steve Why Steve carried a wooden leg with him everywhere he went will remain a mystery, creep.
Understanding Reposts Maybe in order to understand reposts we have to look at the word itself. Basically it's made up of two separate words - "rep" and "ost." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so are reposts.
Every novel is a mystery novel... ...if you never finish reading it.
I figured out Oreo's™ new mystery cream flavor! ...disappointment