A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
I'm a paranoid narcissist... I'm afraid no one's out to get me!
I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me.
A narcissist walks into a bar...
A narcissist walks into a bar and orders a drink for the handsome gent winking at him from the opposite side of the room.
The bartender looks around.
"Sir, that's a mirror."
My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me.
Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me.
You know what the best thing about being a narcissist is? Me.
I don't understand why everyone keeps calling me a narcissist They're probably just jealous because I'm better than them.
I don't think I could ever be a narcissist. I'm too perfect.
What do you get when the people elect a narcissist as president? A narcissistic president. What did you people expect?
A narcissist walks into a bar... The rest of the joke doesn't matter.
You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me.
You can call me a narcissist... Just make sure you say my name.
Why is the guy who can suck himself off such a narcissist? Because he's full of himself
Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so.
It’s a slow night at the bar, when in walks narcissist, a millionaire, and a corrupt politician. The bartender says “good evening Mr. President”.
I'm not a narcissist, but if I am... It's probably your fault.
I am not a narcissist Im too perfect to be a narcissist
My carpenter is a narcissist. He can be really shelf centered.
Why was the narcissist tired? Because he had been running through his mind the entire day
I never used to be a narcissist... But look at me now.
What does an angry narcissist and a rooster have in common? When a rooster crows, their hearing closes off so they don't damage their hearing. The narcissist does the same when yelling.
A Joke For The Psychiatry World
Q: What do you call someone who hears voices calling their name all the time?
A: A schizophrenic narcissist.
The other day I came across a picture of myself when I used to look good without my top on... ...now my girlfriend thinks I'm a narcissist.
"I'm too hard on myself," Said the narcissist jerking off in the mirror.
I'm not a narcissist
I don't give myself enough credit
Credit: drunk friend at a party
What do you call a cannibal that eats himself ? A narcissist
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers right now! There's nothing going on, I'm just a narcissist.
A narcissist is asked what's something he's not good at to which he replies, "Well, I'm very bad at making mistakes!"
Someone told me that I'm a narcissist today I told them its everyone else that has a problem
My dad is such a narcissist He thinks dad jokes are about him
People tell me I'm an egotistical narcissist I don't know what that means. But it doesn't matter because I'm the smartest, handsomest, coolest guy who has ever lived.
People tell me I’m a narcissist Unlike everyone else
Do you know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me
What does the cross between a narcissist and cheese say? I am the GRATEST!!
What do you call someone who likes Trump? A narcissist.