Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity?
It's a sad state of affairs.
Credit: Paul Savage
A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting
A man walks into a bar and orders a double Nebraska. The bartender turns around and says "Sorry, we don't have *NE*."
Did you hear the one about Jonathan Davis in Nebraska? Nevermind, it's too korny.
What does the N on the Nebraska football team’s helmet stand for? Nowledge.
What do you call a seagull in Nebraska? Lost.
What does the "N" on the Nebraska Football Team's helmets stand for? It Stands for Nowledge !
How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?
She can outrun her brothers...
*mic drop* "I'm out..."
Why do celebrities hate living in Nebraska and Iowa? All the corn stalks there.
Why is Wyoming so Windy? Because Idaho Sucks and Nebraska Blows.
There once was...
... A man from Nebraska,
Wait I got that part wrong, it's Alaska.
I'm awful with States,
And I'm not good with dates;
And my punch lines are just a disaster.
My wife and I decided to not have kids Unrelated we're moving to Nebraska from our home in Alabama.
The president claimed his crowd last night in Nebraska was 29k. But they were actually 30°