New Years Resolution Jokes

I'm doing well on my New Years resolution to lose 10 pounds I only have 15 more to go.

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I finally managed to achieve my new years resolution My 4K monitor turned up this morning, I'm so happy!!

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Are you a new years resolution? Cuz I could see myself doing you for a month or two

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What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720

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New Years resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution

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My New Years Resolution was to lose 20 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 30 lbs to go.

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For this New Years resolution I'm not going to smoke any more weed. But I'm not gonna smoke any less either.

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My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080

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10 things for my new years resolution: 1. Stop being lazy.

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My New Years resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language. I don’t have a clue how I’m going to get all that done by tomorrow.

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My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080

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My new years resolution is to lose my virginity I think its time after 85 years

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My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists.


B: Be more consistent.


7: Learn to count.

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My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :(

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Whats a low-end PC's New Years Resolution? 800x600

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My new years resolution was to hit the gym more often. But I'm on my fourth car this year now. This is getting kind of expensive and I think the police are suspicious.

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My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080

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A New Years Resolution is.. Something that goes in one year and out the other.

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My new years resolution........ Hopefully 4k 55''

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New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don’t care what everyone else at the gym says.

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My big New Years resolution is to… …get a 4K TV.

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My New Years Resolution this year was to be more selfless, but I gave up after four days. I realized that it isn’t for me.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution? 3840x2160

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My new years resolution was to lose 10 pounds. I only have 30 pounds to go!

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My New Years resolution is to be more assertive! If that's okay with you guys.

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What's your new years resolution? Mine's 1920x1080.

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2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu

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Making a New Years resolution to not shart myself I hope I can keep the streak going

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My New Years Resolution was to cut all my old ties, so that is exactly what I did. But now I have a meeting and need to buy a new one to wear.

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Finally came up with my new years resolution. I'm going to stop procrastinating!

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My new years resolution was to lose 40 pounds by the end of summer... I've only got 50 to go.

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My new years resolution is to actually make a new years resolution next year On second thought maybe it should be to stop procrastinating so much

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My new years resolution is to improve my vision My goal is 2020

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everyone who made new years resolutions to become vegetarians and have stuck with it are now seventh day advegtists jokes fight me

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