Hilarious New Zealander Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I once asked a New Zealander how many girlfriends he's had. But he fell asleep while counting.

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[Little bit racist] why do New Zealanders... Have insomnia? Because every time they start counting sheep they get too horny to sleep.

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A New Zealander is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm... A local man spots him and asks 'Are you shearing?'

To which he says 'No, I'm gonna sleep with both of them '.

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How does a New Zealander find a sheep in long grass? Irresistible.

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

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Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing? Because it combines the two things they are best at,
sitting down,
and going backward....

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A South African, New Zealander, Barbadian and an Irish Man walk into a bar and win the Cricket World Cup for England

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How does a New Zealander find sheep in tall grass? Delightful

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What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander

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What's a New Zealander's favorite car? The Kia Ora.

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What language does a New Zealander Rabbi use to greet people? HeyBru

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Where do New Zealanders bury lobsided people? Asymmetry

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What is a New Zealanders favourite love song? Cant help falling in love with a ewe..

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Why is it so hard for New Zealanders to fall asleep? They're too turned on from counting sheep.

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How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass? Delightful

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What do you say to a Jewish New Zealander? Hee brew

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An Australian, New Zealander and a South African walk into a bar and each order a beer. Bartender: Sorry, we don’t serve Bears 🐻

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What do you call a Jewish New Zealander? Hebrew

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Whats a New Zealanders favorite drink? Brew

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What’s a New Zealander’s favorite number? Six.

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