Nickelback Jokes

Racism is like Nickelback... I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback


Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion

Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated

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What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

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Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil? But what's even worse is that if you play it forwards you can hear Nickelback

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I can't get over how cruel some people are. I had some Nickelback tickets on the passenger seat of my car, and I popped into the shop for just five minutes.

When I came back, someone had smashed the window and left two more.

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Funny Nickelback Jokes
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Racism and Nickelback are very similar It's fun to joke about them, but you never wanna see them live.

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What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickelback

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What concert ticket costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback

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What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore.


^^Or ^^Nickelback. ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry.

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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback

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If I had a Nickel for every terrible Canadian rock band, I know I'd at least get a Nickelback. I'll let myself out.

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback

edit: someone told me that the rapper is 50 cent, not 50 cents. My bad, I guess the joke didn't make much cents.

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What has eight arms and sucks? Nickelback

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Have you guys heard the secret about butter? I don't want to tell you because you might spread it around...

BONUS:

What concert is cheaper than 50 cents to attend?

50 Cent feat. Nickelback

*BUHDUMCHHH*

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What concert is worth 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickelback

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I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious.

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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback

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Yesterday I went to see a concert for 45 cents... It was 50 Cent, featuring Nickelback.

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How does the lead singer of Nickelback prove his identity? "Look at this photograph"

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they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback

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I bought Nickelback's greatest hits And it was just a blank CD.

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If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

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Racism is a lot like Nickelback... Its fun to joke about, but you never want to see it in person.

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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If you play Nickelback backwards... You hear messages from the devil...

But even worse if you play Nickelback forwards you hear Nickelback!!!

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What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback.

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What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback

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If you play Nickelback If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.

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What concert can you go to for $0.45? 50 Cent with Nickelback.

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I can't believe how many of Nickelback songs have never become famous It's completely off the charts.

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Why is going to a football game cheaper than going to a concert? With the concert, you get to see Nickelback but with the football game, you get to see your quarterback.

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What concert only cost 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the difference between a Nickelback album and a Playstation Vita You can play the Nickelback album

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What costs 45 cents? A concert of 50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the most recycling-friendly music band? Nickelback

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What's the worst part about +1ing a Google Plus+ post about Nickelback? You have a Google Plus+ account.

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