Nissan Jokes

What do little sisters love to ride? A nissan.

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I turned over a brand new leaf today... the folks at the Nissan dealership were not very happy with me.

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My muslim neighbors were fighting over their suzuki and nissan cars. The Ciaz vs Sunny problems are getting out of hand.

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What kind of car does a big brother drive? A Nissan.

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If I flip my new Nissan electric car ... Am I turning over a new Leaf?

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2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.

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What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box.

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Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3" ...as himself, Liam Nissan.

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What's the difference between an SUV and a car driving the wrong way on a one way street? One's a Nissan Rogue; the other is a rogue Nissan.

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What kind of car did Pavarotti drive? A Nissan Dorma.

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What kind of car does the loch Ness monster drive? A Nissan tree fiddy!

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What is Darth Vader’s favorite Nissan vehicle? The Rogue one.

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The car makers Nissan are designing a camper van. It's to be called the Nissan Dorma.

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I threw up whilst driving on a twisty road... A Nissan Juke had passed me

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Ford bought Nissan and discontinued all truck production. They wanted to Explorer the final Frontier.

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A small weeb joke What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan

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