What do little sisters love to ride? A nissan.
I turned over a brand new leaf today... the folks at the Nissan dealership were not very happy with me.
My muslim neighbors were fighting over their suzuki and nissan cars. The Ciaz vs Sunny problems are getting out of hand.
What kind of car does a big brother drive? A Nissan.
If I flip my new Nissan electric car ... Am I turning over a new Leaf?
2% of Japanese have cataracts... The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.
What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box.
Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3" ...as himself, Liam Nissan.
What's the difference between an SUV and a car driving the wrong way on a one way street? One's a Nissan Rogue; the other is a rogue Nissan.
What kind of car did Pavarotti drive? A Nissan Dorma.
What kind of car does the loch Ness monster drive? A Nissan tree fiddy!
What is Darth Vader’s favorite Nissan vehicle? The Rogue one.
The car makers Nissan are designing a camper van. It's to be called the Nissan Dorma.
I threw up whilst driving on a twisty road... A Nissan Juke had passed me
Ford bought Nissan and discontinued all truck production. They wanted to Explorer the final Frontier.
A small weeb joke
What does a little sister ride?
A Nissan