Bouncy Castle Pun.
[kids party]
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"
Dad no
"That's.."
Please no dad
"..Inflation for you"
*kids start crying*
Daughter went to dad crying
Daughter: Dad, I'm pregnant. My boyfriend is the father
Dad: Did he do it against your will ?
Daughter: No daddy! He did it against the wall
What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd
I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed. Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues.
My son asked me how his life started.
I sat him down and told him, "Well son, it all started with a big bang".
He said, "No dad, I know about that, I meant my life".
"That's what I'm talking about", I replied, "it was your mum, me and five other fellas".