What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle? Rawmen
Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst
What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen
What do you call a fake noodle
An Impasta!!!
Sorry lol
Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!
What do you call a fake spaghetti noodle? An Impasta!
How does an Asian noodle say goodbye Chow main
What do you call a noodle on a street corner? A pasta-tute.
What’s the heaviest noodle in the world? Wanton Noodles.
What does a noodle say if they see a noodle being very slow?
COME ON BRO!!!
PASTA!!! PASTA!!!
Where do poor Italian noodle makers live? In the Spaghetto.
Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident? Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.
What do bloods eat when they get sick? Chicken noodle suuu wooop!
A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. Thyme fries when you’re having pho.
What do you call a fake noodle ?
An Impasta
*badum tiss*
I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup? The best PhoKing you'll ever know
What do you call a noodle that doesn’t belong? An impasta ;)
What do you call a scared noodle? Fettuccine Afraid-o!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An ImPASTA !!!
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Jokester City!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!
What did one stoner noodle say to the other? Pasta blunt homie.
What's a Jamaicans favorite noodle? Raaahmon
What do you call a noodle hotel? The Ram Inn
What do you call a handjob in a swimming pool? A pull noodle
Are you boiling water? Are you boiling water, because you make my noodle soft.
How do you call a LGBT snake? A gender noodle
Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti. It was the impasta.
Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop... To be called "I pity the Pho"
Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.
Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway? They realized he was stroganoff
I saw a broken noodle the other day... It had p-osteoporosis.
What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say? Pho cure self.
What do British people call a line of customers waiting to purchase Vietnamese noodle soup? Pho queue
Double-dated with another couple last night. We went to a Vietnamese restaurant and the wives ordered noodle soup and nothing else. Well, Girls just want to have pho.
I’m going to open a Vietnamese noodle shop/pool hall! I’m gonna call it the Pho Queue!