Noodle Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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What’s a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle? Rawmen

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Funny Noodle Jokes
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Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

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What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen

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What do you call a fake noodle An Impasta!!!
Sorry lol

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!

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What do you call a fake spaghetti noodle? An Impasta!

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How does an Asian noodle say goodbye Chow main

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What do you call a noodle on a street corner? A pasta-tute.

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What’s the heaviest noodle in the world? Wanton Noodles.

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What does a noodle say if they see a noodle being very slow? COME ON BRO!!!
PASTA!!! PASTA!!!

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Where do poor Italian noodle makers live? In the Spaghetto.

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Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident? Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.

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What do bloods eat when they get sick? Chicken noodle suuu wooop!

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A Vietnamese restaurant is offering herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. Thyme fries when you’re having pho.

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What do you call a fake noodle ? An Impasta

*badum tiss*

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I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta

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Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q

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What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup? The best PhoKing you'll ever know

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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t belong? An impasta ;)

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What do you call a scared noodle? Fettuccine Afraid-o!

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What do you call a fake noodle? An ImPASTA !!!

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Bet you tell at least one person, that joke :P

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Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

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What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.

Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!

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What did one stoner noodle say to the other? Pasta blunt homie.

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What's a Jamaicans favorite noodle? Raaahmon

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What do you call a noodle hotel? The Ram Inn

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What do you call a handjob in a swimming pool? A pull noodle

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Are you boiling water? Are you boiling water, because you make my noodle soft.

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How do you call a LGBT snake? A gender noodle

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Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti. It was the impasta.

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Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop... To be called "I pity the Pho"

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Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.

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Why was the pasta noodle kicked off of the subway? They realized he was stroganoff

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I saw a broken noodle the other day... It had p-osteoporosis.

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What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say? Pho cure self.

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What do British people call a line of customers waiting to purchase Vietnamese noodle soup? Pho queue

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Double-dated with another couple last night. We went to a Vietnamese restaurant and the wives ordered noodle soup and nothing else. Well, Girls just want to have pho.

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I’m going to open a Vietnamese noodle shop/pool hall! I’m gonna call it the Pho Queue!

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