My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night. I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...
My dad was from North Dakota. He married an Arab woman... My name? Yasser Youbetcha.
What is the state tree of North Dakota? The telephone pole.
A couple in North Dakota had a baby Now their population is 7
It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks.