Nutella Jokes

Funny Nutella Jokes
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A glass of Nutella has about 9870 calories, but I don't care! I never eat the glass, anyway.

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What do you get when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella.

Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing*

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What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon? You get salmonella
Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:)

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You got salmonella

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What's the secret ingredient in Nutella? I'm nutellin' you.

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where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you

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Where did Joe hide the Nutella? He's nutelling you.

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Wanna here a secret about Nutella? Well I'm nutell-ing you.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella

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What happens when u put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella

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Which world leader would you suspect of stealing all that Nutella? My best guess is Nutella the Hun

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free

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What did one robber say to the other after stealing 20 tons of Nutella? Let's get the fudge out of here!

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What do you do if you get chocolate spread on your girlfriend's clothes? Nutella

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What is a cannibal bank owner’s favorite food? The Nutella

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Knock Knock: Nutella Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nutella

Nutella who?

I'm Nutella-ing you.

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