Nutrition Jokes

Funny Nutrition Jokes
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What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats

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My nutrition store ran out of protein powder today I was like “no whey”!

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Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers... They just changed their “active ingredients” to “nutrition facts”.

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What does a woman want? Equality
Safety
Education
Independence
Nutrition
Love

What does a man want?
Woman

Happy Woman’s Day!!

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It turns out scientists have found a cure for weeaboos. It was a nutrition problem all along! Too much manganese.

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I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food. But Fat is always winning.

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If a biologist studies biology and a nutritionist studies nutrition Trump must be an expert at studying races.

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I’m surprised by the nutrition facts of a gun! It’s only .50 cal

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