In the movie 'The Hunt for Red October' ... the entire story is the sub-plot.
Overheard in line for a movie...
Theater employee: "That's an R-rated movie. When's your birthday?"
Teenage boy: "October 12th."
Employee: "What year?"
Boy: "Every year."
How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Totally sick of idiots letting fireworks off early, it’s still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.
The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:
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“Where were you on the night of October to April?”
What was Humpty Dumpty's favorite month? October... He had a great fall.
October 10th was such a great day 10/10
Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!
What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out after October.
When it's October but there aren't any spooky jokes yet... Never seen such boo-sheet before.
TIL - as of 2019, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years This is probably because Halloween is October 31st
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.
I can’t believe people are letting fireworks off in October! It’s scared the dog so badly he’s knocked the Christmas tree over.
It’s finally October, and you know what that means! Americans might actually start wearing masks.
Me: I have cheated once
Wife: me too
Me: first april...
Wife: 8th october
What's the difference between a Yankee stadium hotdog and a Fenway park hotdog? You can buy a Yankee stadium hotdog in October
I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night.
He must have been really into the boos!
Happy October!
October is domestic abuse awareness month... Time to make your significant other aware....
I just re-watched The Hunt for Red October. The entire movie is the sub plot.
Thanks to the idiots who set off fireworks last night. It's only October! You scared my dogs so much that they knocked over my Christmas tree!
After a gruesome murder in Greenland the suspect is taken in for questioning by the police. Inspector: Would you mind telling us where you were on the night from October 11th to March 5th?
A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, "Yes, it's called October."
I can't trust my heart or my brain to tell me who the next President will be But I can trust my Vegas bookie and will be talking to him in October
Somebody needs to wake up Green Day It's October 1st
October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10
October is finally here... Can somebody finally wake Billie joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded.
October is Eczema awareness month. So I'm raising money by selling scratch off lottery tickets.
I was doing a survey on hello and hi
Every month I will tally if most people greet me with hello or hi.
most of the months, Hi won, but every October...
Hello win!
I guess October is Octover
Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then
The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10
I always forget that holiday that comes at the end of October. Then the doorbell rings... Witch reminds me.
A soldier comes up and asks me what today's date is. I say "October fourth". He says 10-4
Its already October, so here's an update on all the fun and crazy things I've done so far 1. Work
The Hunt for Red October (1990) is an amazing movie. I especially liked the concept of the Nautilus' propulsion system. Whoops, wrong sub.
September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died. October: Hold my beer