Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."
Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Ohayo means "good morning" in Japanese And that is the most interesting thing about Ohio.
Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening... ...Mariah Carey's got your back.
What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? Ohio.
What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio
People: You can't have all four seasons in the space of 24 hours!
Ohio: Hold my beer.
*inspired by the fact that yesterday it was 74F and had thunderstorms, and today it's 30F and snowing.*
What's high in the middle and round on both ends?
Ohio
Edit: Hi/high works better spoken I guess
I just moved to Ohio... I didn’t know if I was Dayton a girl in Eaton, or Eaton a girl in Dayton.
What is round at each end and high in the middle?? Ohio.
What's round at both ends and high in the middle? Ohio.
What’s high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio
What do you call a city of just butchers in Ohio? Cleaveland.
Do you know where Engagement, Ohio is? It's right in between Dayton and Marion.
Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion.
I once had a love affair in Ohio... But I didn’t know if I was Dayton a girl in Eaton, or Eaton a girl in Dayton.
What did a person who bumped into their friend named O say? Ohio
Ohayō!
A Japanese man approaches his American co-worker, whom he knows little about.
Japanese man: Good morning, Chris!
Chris: Good morning, Hiroto!
Hiroto: Chris, I meant to ask you, where in America do you live?
Chris: Ohio.
Hiroto: You already said that.
What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio.
What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers
What's the most weeaboo state? Ohio-gozimas
Why on earth would you want to live in a place called "Ohio"?
Ohio isn't something you call a place. Ohio is something you say in the case of mistaken identity. It's like:
"Oh, hi!" [wave], "Oh." [awkward lowering of hand]
I made this one up.
What's a Weeaboo's favorite state? Ohio!!!
Let Your Kids belive in Santa Because there are still grown adults that belive Michigan will beat Ohio State.
Why doesn't Columbus Ohio have a professional football team? Because then Cincinnati and Cleveland would want one too.
What did America say to a hoe? Ohio
Six West Virginia teens dead after pickup they were riding in crashes into the Ohio River They couldn't get the tailgate down in time to escape.
You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? They really put the O in Ohio.
Stormy Daniels was arrested for breaking an Ohio law that prohibits "anyone who isn’t a family member from touching a nude dancer." I for one, am glad that we still live in a country where a son can still touch his mother while she dance for him.
Someone winning the lottery in Ohio Every state gets a chance except mine
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping in Ohio? It's ok, he woke up.
what do u say when ur friend called O says hi to u
ohio
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