Why are old men given Viagra in the nursing home? So they don't roll out of bed
I like to play chess with old men in the park Although it’s hard to find 32 of them.
Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them.
We're told men with large feet have large dicks and men with big cars have small dicks You would almost think these stereotypes were conceived by clowns.
What do old men wake up to? A morning wouldn't.
Three old men are walking down the street...
The first old man says "Hey, it's Windy"
The second old man says "No, Thursday"
The third one says "I agree, lets go get a beer"
Why don't old men eat out their old wives? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?
Three old men are sitting on a bench
One says, "Windy today."
Another says, "No you idiot, it's Thursday."
The third one says, "Me too. Let's go get a beer."
At a nudist colony for intellectuals, two old men are sitting on the porch...
One turns to the other and says,
"I say old man, have you read Marx?"
The other man replies, "Yes, it's these stupid wicker chairs."
Two old men are sitting on the deck of a cruise ship…
The first one asks, “Have you read Marx?”
The other one replies, “Yes. I believe that comes from sitting on these wicker chairs.”
Naked old men in locker rooms... I was going to make a joke about this, but it's such low hanging fruit.
I like to play chess with old men in the park It's hard to find 32 of them though
Two old men were sitting on a porch One looks at a dog licking its self just going to town and the old man says "i wish i could do that." The other old man looks at him and says "that dog would bite you"
I like to play chess with old men in the park. Though it can be difficult to find 32.
Three Old Men
Three old men are walking down the street when the first says, "it's windy today!"
The second replies, "no, it's thursday."
The third old man says, "I'm thirsty too. I could go for a beer."
Two old men were discussing a new hearing aid...
Merle: Boy I tell ya! This new hearing aid is a miracle. Haven’t heard this good in 30’years!
Herm: that’s great! What kind is it?
Merle: 10:30
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends.
I asked a friend whether old men wear briefs or boxers. He said depends.
When you’re alone in Germany being approached by a group of old men You have to fear the wurst
Three old men are sitting on a park bench. The first says "Windy, innit?".
The second says "No. Thursdy.".
The third says "Me too. Let's go for a pint.".
Three old men are sitting on a bench at the park
One says, "Windy today."
Another says, "No, you idiot, it's Thursday."
The third guy says, "Me too. Let's go get a beer."
Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One turns to the other, and says "hey, did you know that you have a suppository in your ear?
The other old man sits back and replies "well, at least now i know where i put my hearing aid!"
There are two old men at a nursing home
One of them turns to the other and asks "Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
The other man responds "Depends"
What do ugly women and old men have in common? They both have difficulty getting an erection.
What do old men and old computers have in common? Both have 3.5 inch floppies.
Bananas are similar to a lot of old men They can’t get hard
Three old men in a car
Three old men are in a car on their way to see a tennis match.
After a couple of hours of driving, the first man asks, "Is this Wembley?"
The second man says, "No, it's Thursday."
The third man says, "So am I, let's stop and get a drink!"
My fitness instructor told me to treat my body like a temple Yet she fainted when she saw me filled with old men in robes
Two old men are sitting on a park bench in the summer...
One turns to the other and says "it's nice out isn't it?"
The other replies "yes, I think I'll take mine out too"
A man with a phobia of old men files a complaint about Santa... He didn't like his Christmas presence...
Mike Pence is Emperor Palpatine Both are old men, heads of the Senate, and like to shock people.
What institution has powerful old men who sexually assault people, has a sick inner circle of keeping people quite, influenced thousands of people, and has a black book? Hollywood
3 old men are walking on the beach
Man 1 says: "It's windy isn't it?"
Man 2: "No, it's Thursday."
Man 3: "Me too, let's grab a beer!"
3 half deaf old men are sitting on a park bench.
“Windy isn't it?” said the first.
“No, it's Thursday.” says the next one.
“So am I, let's go to the pub!” replies the third.