Old School Jokes

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper... I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

I asked my daughter.... .....if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper. She said that newspapers are old school and that no one reads them anymore, and proceeded to hand me her iPad.



That fly didn't stand a chance.

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She kindly told me that newspapers are old school. Then she said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.



That fly didn’t stand a chance.

I bumped into an old school friend today... He said "life is great! I live in a $2 million mansion!"

I said "that's nice, I live under a $5 million bridge!"

I asked my daughter if she had seen newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper... I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School.

I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf.

I told my daughter to give me my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school, and people nowadays use tablets, so she gave me her iPad. That fly didn't stand a chance

Current Year Edge vs Old School Edge Old School Edge: what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Current Year Edge: what's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm in it.

I bumped into an old school friend today He was going on and on about how expensive his new car was.

So long story short my insurance rates are going up.

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Source: Classic old school Redd Foxx.

I bumped into my old school teacher I bumped into my old school teacher today, and we got talking about how he once said that I'd never amount to anything. I showed him though.

I spat in his fries.

I like old school music Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class

My favorite old school video games just got re-released on a newer system and I'm so excited! They haven't change a bit!

I set my old school books on fire yesterday. Never before had they been so enlightening.

My friend was looking at an old school picture of me and asked "Hey, did you grow a beard?" No, I shaved my photos.

We don't use corporal punishment anymore It's old school.

Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy. The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.

An old school friend messaged me on Facebook saying I could get rich by selling Egyptian artefacts Turned out it was just a pyramid scheme

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper... She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.



That fly didn't stand a chance.

At my old school, the richer kids would go in classes on the top and bottom, while the less affluent kids would go between them. We called them the middle class.