How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized.
The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad.
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big He was ostrich-sized :/
What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him
Why didn't the fat duck have any friends? Because he was ostrich-sized.
Why couldn't the ostrich fit in with the rest of the chickens? It was ostrich-cized from the chicken coop.
Why couldn't Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang? Because he was ostrich-sized...
Big bird's flock rejected him because of how tall he was... He was ostrich-sized.
For over 30,000 years humans gave social "likes" by sharing beads made from ostrich eggs. I guess you might call them emu-jis.
My tall friend was shunned because he was as tall as a flightless bird. He was ostrich-sized.
Why were the camels wearing sandals?
To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court.
A buddy of mine is working on a program to fit large birds with new clothes, but he only gives them to birds with black feathers. I said "Wow, that's some ostracizing ostrich-sizing!"
Did you hear about the large bird that tried to join a small bird club? Unfortunately, he was Ostrich sized :(
Repost A friend of mine posted a joke about an ostrich with a broken leg 2 years ago. so many people have reposted it since then that it's still running.
What was the ostrich’s reaction to Paul Manafort’s jacket? Not emused
A great big bird with a long neck strapped me into a chair and put a gun to my head. I guess you could say I was held ostrich.
What do you get when a condor, an ostrich, and an eagle walk into a bar? Three golfers lying about their game
Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich? It was neck and neck the whole way.
Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist..
''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.''
''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''
An ostrich commits grand heresy against the empire.
He is promptly ostrichized.
No?
ok.
Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock?
Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized.
(Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)
Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? It was neck and neck.
What do you call an ostrich that practices magic? An ostwitch
A man hit a bird while skydiving and short after he died. Why? The bird was an ostrich.
Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich? Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah