Why did Elon Musk send a Tesla into outer space? When NASA sent a Challenger up, it didn't go so well.
Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space? Because he was scared of vacuums!
What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist.
Why is outer space so clean? It's a vacuum!
How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet.
What type of currency they use in outer space? Star Bucks
How can you ensure you visit outer space someday? Planet.
How do you pay an alien from outer space for services rendered? With Star Bucks.
We live on a tiny, useless ball of rocks and water, floating through the vast expanse of outer space But it means the world to us.
How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
...I'll show myself out.
How do you organize a party in outer space? You plan it
Why do dogs hate outer space? Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
What do you call a fuckboi from outer space? An Ayylien
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
What type of tea is not in outer space Gravitea
Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!
What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks.
How do you clean up in outer space? With a vacuum cleaner...
What kind of currency is used in outer space? Starbucks
What does a woman do in outer space? Vacuum cleaning
What do you call a sea creature that lives in outer space? A starfish.
(Pun from my kid nephew): How do you have a party in outer space? Planet
What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space? Illegal Aryans
Why is everyone in outer space a basic white girl? Because the universal currency is Starbucks
How do you throw a party in outer space? You plan-et.
What's a fish in orbit? trouter space
Where do you find evil artifacts from outer space? At the Sithsonian.
What do you call garbage in outer space? A Trashteroid
How do you have a party in outer space? You planet
What does Gloria Gaynor say to insult a fat person? "Saw your back from outer space!"