Son: "Dad whats a paradox?" Dad: "When there's two doctors in a room."
Why can’t one doctor spontaneously become two doctors? Because that would be a paradox.
What do you call two doctors? Paradox.
Two doctors walk into a bar... but the bartender didn't know what to do with a paradox.
How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself.
I told this joke I'm telling you right now to my friend yesterday... He said "That creates a bit of a weird paradox, doesn't it?"
What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox.
"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."
"Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."
-Actually this is Oxymoron Club.
"Ok, same difference."
*looks at group*
-Oh, this guy is good.
If you were to ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP he would never give it to you.
In doing so, he would let you down.
Thus creating the rickroll paradox.
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
I went to a costume party dressed as an egg and
made out with a guy dressed as a chicken. A lifelong paradox of the humankind was answered that day.
It was the chicken.
What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrödinger called? A *paradox.*
A group of introverts... is called a paradox.
Why can't you have two places to park your boat? Because that's a paradox!
A time traveling surgeon walks into a bar with the younger version of himself. The bartender say’s, what can I get for you paradox?
How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box
I never misused the word ironic, ironic right? it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!
The paradox of a job...
'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.'
'But I never went to college.'
'Well then, I'm sorry. You are under qualified to work here.'
What dictator is a paradox? Stalin, because he's Russian.
What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox.
What do you call an orphan who suffers from horrific parental abuse? A paradox.
What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio? A sad paradox.
A man tries to get a job at Paradox Interactive.
In the job interview, the interviewer asks:
"Are you going to answer this question?"
"No", the man replies.
He got accepted.
What has four legs and quacks? A paradox
You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox.
What do you call a group of introverts? A paradox.
What is the best paradox? A Stormtrooper shooting at a red shirt. One can't hit anything, and the other won't dodge.
I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it.
Swiss Cheese Paradox Swiss cheese has lots of holes. The more holes you have,the less cheese you have. The more cheese you have,the more holes you have. Thus,the more cheese you have,the less cheese you have.
Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???
Both of my doctors told me I have dark days ahead. Quite the paradox.