Gamers these days have no patience. Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*
What's the difference between an ER doctor and an editor? One has patients with comas, the other has patience with commas.
What kind of doctors have the shortest temper?
Paedatricians - because they have little patients.
Hurhur. Thought of this myself while attempting to pun on patience/patients.
Why did the clinic go out of business? Because the doctors had no patience.
A group of doctors were getting frustrated while discussing their failing medical practice... ...they were unfortunately running out of patience.
Going to a seminar on patience Can't wait!
People who buy turf for their yards don’t have the patience to grow their own They want instant grassification
A kid pokes his dad with a ruler several times.
Angrily, the dad asks him what he is doing.
The boy says, "measuring your patience."
I'm a doctor, and my old secretary was a cannibal. She always ate clients in the waiting room, and one day I caught her in the act. I fired her then. For the longest time, she was trying my patience.
I had my patience tested today It came back negative
Why did the doctor get angry? Because the doctor has no patience.
I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor.
I have no patience But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor.
Why was the doctor forced to leave work early? The hospital ran all out of patience
Ignorance is bliss and patience is a virtue. If you’re dumb and don’t mind waiting around.
What did the doctor say when all of his clientele started going to the clinic across the street? I’m losing my patience.
Pence warns North Korea that the "era of strategic patience is over." He continued, "Now we enter the era of strategically sending North Korea to its room without the new WiFi password."
The secret of living to 100 years old is ... Patience ...
I can honestly say I've learned things from each one of my exes... Patience
Why are physical therapists always so calm? Because it's their job to exercise patience.
What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!
My advice if you want to be a doctor... ...is to have patience
Why are you prodding me with that ruler? "Im measuring your patience"
A frustrated doctor walks into a bar
The bar tender asks, why are you fuming
The doctor responds,"I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"
Patience Is just what you have when there are too many witnesses
Maths is a skill Half of it is understanding, the other half patience and the third half logic.
Patience is a virtue I'll see you on the morrow
I hope you were all kind to your mother's on Mother's day. Imagine the patience and travail of 9 month's pregnancy then painful labor... And then it's you.
You don’t have patience. Because you’re not a doctor.
I decided to become a doctor's intern... the only thing I'm testing is my patience.
How do you convert a one car garage into a two car garage? Time, patience, and lots of lube.
I'm like a doctor without a job. I have no patience.
What's the worst place where someone can loose their patience? In the hospital.