Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF.
I tried to date this super-patriotic Chinese girl. She came to the first date wearing a custom cape. It was a huge red flag.
I never understand why people say that the United States is the most patriotic country in the world In Russia they manage to get out and vote even after committing suicide!
Remember to let your significant other drink lots of tea today! It’s patriotic to put tea in the bae.
What do you call a Patriotic Hulk? Dr. Star Spangled Banner
I wanted to buy a patriotic decoration on my trip to China... but I worried the US customs officer would see it as a red flag.
Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse.
Patriotic Joke thread, Let's try Australia : - What do you call a Boomerang that does not come back?
A Stick.
Now give me your jokes from your country.
The Air Force is the most patriotic branch of the military Cuz they USAF
Chelsea Clinton is so patriotic That she wore George Washington's wooden teeth for her speech last night
What do you call a patriotic Mexican? A nachonalist
Fergie is so patriotic Even her voice kneeled for the National anthem.
What does a patriotic chicken say?
Yankee doodle doo!
I'll see myself out
What do you call a patriotic mod? A flaggot
What does a patriotic cholo love the most? You, esse!
Latvia in WW2 Latvian man sent to front in Great Patriotic War. No potato, much shooting. Is captured by Germans. Germans send to POW camp. Get own potato as prisoner! But Soviets liberate camp, take all potato. Man dies in Siberia.
A patriotic Helen Keller song... "Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."
What do you call patriotic pubes? A Merkin.
Who is the most patriotic politician ? Mayor ken .
What did the patriotic optometrist say to his hispanic patient? José can you see?