How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
I tortured a guy from PETA. He screamed for deer life.
How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. PETA can't change anything.
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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because PETA can't change anything.
-A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam.
PETA should respect Steve Irwin
PETA should respect Steve Irwin by eating him and using all his parts, not letting anything go to waste.
That's how my uncle, a hunter, explains "respect" anyway.
How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything.
How many PETA members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Because PETA can't change anything.
(Found this joke in a Super Meat Boy manual)
My mom says PETA is like a box of chocolates It kills dogs ..
What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan
I tortured a guy from PETA. He was screaming for deer life.
By disrespecting Steve Irwin, PETA has done something many have failed to do Unite us all as a species
Playing fetch with grenades
So I played fetch with my dog using a flash bang, I got sued by PETA.
Then I played fetch with my dog using a frag grenade, and I got offered a job from PETA.
PETA That’s it, that’s the joke
PETA is a successful investor in the laughing stock market.
Why did the PETA member crash his car? He loved vegetables so much he wanted to become one.
I don't get the flak towards PETA Don't be such a hater. All animals should have a place on the earth... right next to the mashed potatoes.
What do you get when you combine flour, water, sugar, salt, yeast, and animal abuse? PETA bread.
PETA wants to know your location.
A baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender: What can I get ya?
Baby seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.
What do you call a cow with no legs? A PETA advertising model.
Peta and Repeata were in a boat. Peta fell out, who survived? The animals.
What does the H in PETA stand for? Helping
Steve Irwin wouldn't want us to attack PETA We're meant to be kind to animals
PETA has done an incredible job in preserving marine life They saved millions of fish from drowning
Why is PETA such an inefficient organization? They refuse to kill two birds with one stone
Why do PETA members suck at multi-tasking? They cant bring themselves to kill two birds with one stone.
PETA, in an attempt to improve its terrible public image, is launching a new, green plastic product line. Everything is made from 100% recycled pet.
A PETA member was going to drive himself to a fashion show, but he changed his mind... ...when he found out they would show fur.
How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!
An Irish man, a woman, and PETA walk into a bar. Whoops, sorry the joke already got stolen and euthanized by PETA.
I walked into a PETA adoption center and the receptionist asked me what kind of dog I wanted Apparently "Whatever's low in cholesterol" was not the right answer.
What does the C in PETA stand for? Careful treatment of animals.
I'm a member of PETA now
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
I'm building a new computer with 1000 terrabytes of hard drive space... I'm calling it the peta file server.