Some people say theres 2 kinds of pirates; theres the "yo ho ho" or the "yarrggh". I belong to an exclusive third group called: "I'm not paying $500 for photoshop".
I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25.
My friend asked me if I were an "arr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" one I told him I'm an "I'm not paying 600$ for Photoshop" type of pirate
Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop
Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of photoshop ended.
I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg.
Teach a man how to meme and they'll make a few people laugh Teach a man how to photoshop EA's logo on a picture and he'll get gold.
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who was made homeless by a bug in Photoshop? He has no fixed Adobe
Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired
GNU/Linux can't run Photoshop..
unless you offer it WINE.
Else you will remain stuck with a GIMPed system.
How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop? You serve it WINE.
What do you call a program that creates and sells pictures? A Photoshop
My daughter wanted to photoshop over my face, but I wouldn’t let her... I’d feel too E-mask-ulated.
The Beauty and the Beast story is just like Adobe Photoshop It wouldn't work the same without smart objects
It is national talk like a pirate day! "Arrgh, I'm not paying $250 for the copywrite version of photoshop."
What’s a photoshop artist’s least favorite tool? Exposure
15 year old sis of mine tried to show off her photoshop skills I said it's just a minor editing
What do you call a skinny feminist?
Photoshop.
I saw this somewhere. Can you guys explain?