Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea Malaysian airlines 103
You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
But hey..
That's just Hawaii roll.
A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself.
I once put rum and pineapple into CERN's particle accelerator Discovered the Piña Collider
Why is there no such thing as a punapple?
Because the best puns come in pears.
(Original joke made up by me and my friend the other day as we were high and ate pineapple... the asparagus guy inspired me to share)
A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love But they're unhappy 'cause they cantaloupe
What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple
The next person The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same cup is gonna get a punch.
A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.
A blue man gives you a pineapple. A man with a horse for a head gives you a blender. A man with seven feet on each leg gives you a dragonfruit. What do you have? Schizophrenia.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian airlines flight 370
Man found dead in Pizza Hut..... Police found the body of a man in the storeroom at Pizza Hut. He was covered in ham, pineapple, anchovies and pepperoni, They don't suspect murder. They think he topped himself.
You know what they say about non sequiturs...
I LOVE pineapple upside down cake!
(I just made this up today, and I'm so proud. I told my coworkers, but they told me to stop doing drugs.)
From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pinenipples!
What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.
Mr. Pineapple and his Honey Melon are berry in love..
"Sweety, we are ripe for a wedding! Let's invite olive our fruity friends!"
"Are you sure we cantaloupe?"
What did the pineapple say to the banana after taking his B away? You’re one of us now.
Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bacteria
Guys with good taste
Her: I like guys with good taste
Him: Lucky for you, I've been eating pineapple all day
Her: What?
Him: What?
My grandmother with Alzheimer's walks into a bar Pineapple
She said she likes men who are foresighted. So I drank a liter of pineapple juice.
Bilingual dad joke
What do you call a pineapple with grandkids?
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Anana
What is a blonde's favourite colour? Pineapple.
What do you call a fruit that loves someone from afar? A pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann
I once... I once strained a can of pineapple juice into the sink thinking it was pineapple chunks.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, they don't grow underwater and don't act as houses.
I'm having a bun filled with ham and pineapple for my lunch today That's Hawaii roll.
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a pineapple? To get to the otherside
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Failing students who like pineapple.
Why does Spongbob need such a big piano? Because he lives in a pineapple under the C