I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong
What's something green and white that can kill you of you eat it?
A ping pong table.
I'll let myself out...
The Tennis Playing Midget Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
What do you call a Jedi playing ping pong? The paddlewan.
What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong
Why is the best name for a server "Pong"? If you want to check if it's working, you need to `ping pong`
If a giant ape and a table-tennis champion got into a fight over a karaoke machine... Would the newspaper headline be 'King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong?’
What game does King Kong play? Ping Pong