Pitbull Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Pitbull coming from the childrens play ground

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I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song. Because it gives me time to change the station.

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What is Pitbull's first name Featuring

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Funny Pitbull Jokes
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Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.

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What's the difference between a Social Worker and a pitbull? You'll get some of your child back from the pitbull.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pitbull? Just the pitbull.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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A man said to me, "Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!" I said, "most people are sick after drinking too much."

"No, you don't understand." he replied. "Chunks is my pitbull."

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The artist Pitbull is my biggest inspiration. never has someone made so much money with such little talent.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? Pitbull on the playground

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What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.

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Pitbull saves family from house fire, pulls 7-month-old girl by her diaper Good to know he's doing more than just music these days.

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So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.

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what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go

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A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up.

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What has 5 legs and barks? A pitbull in a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What has four legs and one arm? A happy pitbull.

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What has 4 legs and an arm? Pitbull in a playground

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a preschool playground.

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What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull returning from a kids playground

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My dog has just had two babies. That's the last time I take a Pitbull for a walk in public.

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What's got 4 legs and 1 arm? Pitbull in a playground

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What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida

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What is more dangerous than a pitbull with AIDS ? The guy who transmitted it to him.

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In a parallel universe... A baby is mauling a Pitbull to death..

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How do you know you're listening to a Pitbull song? Don't worry, he will tell you several times.

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I thought of an unsolvable riddle Name one pitbull song without googling it

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What has 5 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull in a playground

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