Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six.

Why?

IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?

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Why do they call it PMS? Mad Cow was already taken.

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Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Funny Pms Jokes
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Do you know why they call it "PMS?" Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

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Hey you wanna know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

I'm sorry you can thank my mom for that joke

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Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was taken.

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Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?

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PMS jokes aren't funny... Period.

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What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why do they call it PMS? Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



My buddy told me this back in 2002 and I've never forgotten this one.

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I’m no longer calling period attitude PMS... Nope, I’m calling ovary acting.

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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist

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Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken

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Who called it PMS-ing and not Ovary-acting.

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Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken.

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My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action.

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Why is PMS called PMS? "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

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Why is it called PMS? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

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Why to they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Why are women moody during PMS? Because they're ovary acting.

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What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

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I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting.

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What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting

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PMS jokes are not funny. Period.

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I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes.

Whatever. I'm fine.

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Why is premenstrual syndrome called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day.

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Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month Why is a period called PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken.

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In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny. PERIOD!!!!

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Jokes about PMS are not funny.. Period.

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My girl friend had PMS for what seemed like millions of years, then she hunted me down and tried to bite my head off when I suggested she be quarantined on an island. It was her Jurassic period.

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