Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
Six.
Why?
IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?
Why do they call it PMS? Mad Cow was already taken.
Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Do you know why they call it "PMS?" Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Hey you wanna know why they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I'm sorry you can thank my mom for that joke
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was taken.
Why is PMS called PMS? Is it because Mad Cow Disease was taken?
PMS jokes aren't funny... Period.
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How many women with PMS does it take to change a... just SHUT UP, OKAY! SHUT UP, (sobbing) SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why do they call it PMS?
Because the name "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
My buddy told me this back in 2002 and I've never forgotten this one.
I’m no longer calling period attitude PMS... Nope, I’m calling ovary acting.
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken
Who called it PMS-ing and not Ovary-acting.
Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken.
My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action.
Why is PMS called PMS? "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
Why is it called PMS? "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Why to they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Why are women moody during PMS? Because they're ovary acting.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting.
What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting
PMS jokes are not funny. Period.
I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS
I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes.
Whatever. I'm fine.
Why is premenstrual syndrome called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day.
Appropriate since both my sister and girlfriend are on their time of the month
Why is a period called PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny. PERIOD!!!!
Jokes about PMS are not funny.. Period.
My girl friend had PMS for what seemed like millions of years, then she hunted me down and tried to bite my head off when I suggested she be quarantined on an island. It was her Jurassic period.