What’s the difference between a urologist and a podiatrist? One is a lot more impressed if you show him a foot.
my father was a podiatrist.
lady: you’re just like your dad
me: yeah i followed in his footsteps.
A moth flys into a podiatrist's office
The doc says "hey moth why'd u fly in here"
The moth says "well my feet hurt"
OMG! We have another teen that took the "Tide Challenge"! Quick, call the podiatrist!
I called my podiatrist’s office to schedule an appointment... ...but they only have limp-ins.
What did the dog say to the podiatrist after the diagnosis? Nothing... there was an uncomfortable paws.
My new podiatrist doesn’t know his right from his left. Needless to say, we started off on the wrong foot.
Why did saint peter call a podiatrist? Because something was wrong with heavens gait
I went to see a Podiatrist today... And either I have ugly feet or he has Tourette's Syndrome.
Why did Santa Claus go to the podiatrist? He thought he had mistletoe.
If a cabbie drives a cab, what does a podiatrist drive? A toe truck.
What did the podiatrist with allergies recommend to the man with stinky feet? A shoe! A shoe!
Why did the Basketball team hire a Podiatrist? To help them with the agony of da feet!