If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted I wish I had a pony.
I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all.
A pony walks into a bar... and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "i can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."
Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"...
Helen Keller went to town,
A-ridin' on a pony,
Stuck a feather in her hat
and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
Cake day joke for you guys
A pony walks into a bar.
"What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
"I'll have one whiskey, please." the pony whispered softly.
The bartender says, "Sure, but why are you speaking so quietly?"
"I'm a little hoarse."
Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King... He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
I’ve spent the past few days pretending to be a Shetland pony, but I think I’m losing my voice. I’m currently a little horse.
A bear and a pony walked onto the stage at a convention... And the pony went up to the microphone and said, "Bear with me, I'm a little horse."
What do you call a pony that sleeps around A whorse
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? Hoarse.
A pony came by my house for a glass of water today It was a little hoarse.
A pony recently got to work as a teacher, But 1 day before school starts he got a cold. Naturally he couldn't talk as loud as usual so the next day he comes into the class and says: "Good morning! Sorry if I'm being a bit quiet, I'm just a little horse."
Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse.
A Shetland pony walks into a bar.. He appears to have a bit of trouble ordering a drink. The bartender asks “are you alright?” To which the Shetland pony replies, “yeah, sorry mate. I’m a little hoarse”
What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry
Did you know Hellen Keller had a pony? Neither did she!
What did the sick pony say before giving a speech? Sorry, I'm a little hoarse.
It should have been a pony.
A small horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "I can't hear you!"
The horse says "Sorry I'm a little hoarse."
Petting Zoo A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"
Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
Why can't the pony yell? His voice is too horse.
What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.
Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little hoarse.
I spent last night shouting at my psychiatrist Long story short he's convinced I have delusions of being a pony... I'd tell you more, but I'm a little hoarse.
Why didn't the pony say anything? Because he was a little hoarse...
Equine Choir I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
Why does a pony sound so weird? Because he's a little hoarse
My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat It was making me a little horse
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman? Pony Park
A man goes to the doctor with a sore throat.
"Doctor, I feel like a pony!"
"Don't worry," says the doctors, "it sounds to me like you're just a little hoarse"
One day a dog and a pony were walking down the road.
Pony looked sad so dog asked, "Whats wrong?"
And pony said, "Im a little hoarse."
I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count
What do you call a horse who takes all the groceries in at once? A one trip pony
Why did the pony order a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack.
Why was the pony sick? Because it was a little hoarse!
What do you call a promiscuous pony? A little whorse