Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it? Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?
It's raining cats and dogs outside. Know how I can tell? I stepped in a poodle.
How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside! I stepped in a poodle.
What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle? A poodle split in half.
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I just stepped in a poodle.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You can step in a poodle.....
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel.
What’s the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish.
What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull doing so? The pit bull gets to finish.
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I stepped in a poodle.
Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”
What do you get when you hit a poodle with a bulldozer? A puddle
A man with a dog walks into a bar. The bartender says “Is that a French poodle, because he’s going oui oui all over the place”
Why did the name a mix between a golden retriever and a poodle a golden doodle? Because otherwise it would be a poo retriever.
It's raining cats and dogs... I just stepped in a poodle.
It’s raining cats and dogs! I stepped in a poodle.
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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?
A dead poodle, split in half.
It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!
I hate when it rains cats and dogs.... I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you get if you cross a cocker-spaniel with a poodle and a rooster? A Cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get if you melt a shitzhu? A poodle
What's the worst thing to happen if it's raining cats and dogs? Stepping in a poodle.
what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? A cockadockapoo.
What do you get when you breed a poodle with an elephant? One dead poodle, split into two halves.
What do you get when you breed an Elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle split in half.
My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle.
Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.
"No kids! I said WALK the dog!"