Did you know if you rearrange the letters in "THE POST OFFICE" Nobody gets their mail.
What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue
Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry
Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them "It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike".
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
The US post office announced today that they'll be releasing a new stamp commemorating prostitution. It's a ten cent stamp, but if you wanna lick it, it's a quarter.
What begins with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters in it? Post Office
What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail.
Everyone talks about the post office But nobody ever talks about the pre office.
What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday
Why do feminists hate the Post Office? Cos it's a mail-dominated industry.
In the post office, never stand in line behind the devil. Because devil takes many forms.
Yesterday, my wife tried to apply at the post office, but they didn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
Why should you avoid being stuck behind the devil in the line at the post office? Because he has many forms
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
Why didn’t the feminist want to work at the post office? Because it’s a mail dominated industry.
The United States Post Office has issued a recall of the official Donald Trump Presidential stamp People were too confused about which side to spit on
Did you hear about the blackout at the post office? It was enveloped in darkness
I was going to make a post office joke But I just don't have the right delivery
My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office? They were enveloped in the darkness.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office? They were enveloped in darkness.
I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.
What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays.
What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail
What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails
I was at the Post Office....
When I saw a blonde woman shouting into an envelope.
I asked, "what are you doing ??"
The blonde replied, "Sending a voice mail"....
I asked a city dweller "Do you know where the post office is?" He said, "Yes," and kept right on walking.
Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it.
How do you know that it really is a post office employee that goes postal? The bullets hit the wrong building three days late.
Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards
"What denomination?" asks the postal clerk.
Mary thinks a second before replying, "Give me six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."
What should the post office do if they want to improve their packages? Take mail enhancement
Why was the dyslexic fired from the post office? Too many letters in the wrong places.