Post Office Jokes

Funny Post Office Jokes
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Did you know if you rearrange the letters in "THE POST OFFICE" Nobody gets their mail.

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What language does the post office at Hogwarts speak? Parceltongue

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them "It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike".

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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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The US post office announced today that they'll be releasing a new stamp commemorating prostitution. It's a ten cent stamp, but if you wanna lick it, it's a quarter.

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What begins with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters in it? Post Office

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What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail.

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Everyone talks about the post office But nobody ever talks about the pre office.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why do feminists hate the Post Office? Cos it's a mail-dominated industry.

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In the post office, never stand in line behind the devil. Because devil takes many forms.

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Yesterday, my wife tried to apply at the post office, but they didn’t letter. They said only mails work here.

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Why should you avoid being stuck behind the devil in the line at the post office? Because he has many forms

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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.

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Why didn’t the feminist want to work at the post office? Because it’s a mail dominated industry.

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The United States Post Office has issued a recall of the official Donald Trump Presidential stamp People were too confused about which side to spit on

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Did you hear about the blackout at the post office? It was enveloped in darkness

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I was going to make a post office joke But I just don't have the right delivery

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My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

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Did you hear about the power failure at the post office? They were enveloped in the darkness.

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Did you hear about the power failure at the post office? They were enveloped in darkness.

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I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail

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What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails

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I was at the Post Office.... When I saw a blonde woman shouting into an envelope.

I asked, "what are you doing ??"

The blonde replied, "Sending a voice mail"....

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I asked a city dweller "Do you know where the post office is?" He said, "Yes," and kept right on walking.

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Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it.

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How do you know that it really is a post office employee that goes postal? The bullets hit the wrong building three days late.

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Mary goes to the post office to buy 50 stamps for her Hanukkah cards "What denomination?" asks the postal clerk.

Mary thinks a second before replying, "Give me six Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."

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What should the post office do if they want to improve their packages? Take mail enhancement

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Why was the dyslexic fired from the post office? Too many letters in the wrong places.

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