My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem.
I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman He could really rep tile
I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery? Home Depot.
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly*
Have you heard about the knight who was into pottery? Ser Amic
I'm making a fortune in pottery. You can even say I'm kiln it.
I fell asleep at the wheel last night Now my pottery is ruined
What happened when the student shaved his beard in ceramics class? Hairy pottery
My dyslexic daughter came last in her class pottery contest... She wrote a poem.
My last job fired me Which I thought was confusing, since only the pottery is supposed to go in the oven
What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery? Evasive maneuvers
Why is James Bond such a big fan of pottery? He has a license to kiln.
If I ever get a Chia Pet I'm naming it Hairy Pottery.
Why is the Whitehouse like a pottery studio? There are multiple firings every day!
If I ever make a weed farm... It'll be called "The Pottery"