What do you call a bathroom in a wormhole? A portal potty.
Why didn't the Tenth Doctor like potty training as a kid? [spoiler I guess?] He didn't want to go.
Do you know the difference between a potty and a coffe pot? No? Don't you ever invite me for coffee!
The baby is great. My wife and I just started potty training. Which I think is important because when we want to potty train the baby, we should set an example.
My son finished potty training today! I mean, he’s 31, but better late than never!
What syndrome has people barking out potty humor? Toilette’s syndrome
My son yells out potty jokes in class We’re afraid he has toilettes’ syndrome
What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered
Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty.
I wish Kanye's new song Lift Yourself would have come out 35 years ago It wouldn't have taken me so long to get potty trained.
What an outstanding result in potty training!
An envy pee.
(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)
Potty Training
Potty training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...
At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone’s crying and wet.
What language does a toilet speak? Potty mouth.
Using the latest animated film to potty train my son... How to drain your dragon.
How does the computer programmer potty train his son? Ctrl+P
I got arrested for dropping a banana peel in front of my potty-mouthed twin... ... apparently it's illegal to make an obscene clone fall.
Grandson commotion Should have seen all the commotion and backslapping the other night when my grandson finally pooped in the plastic potty. So unfair compared to how I got treated last week when I was drunk and did the same thing!
What do you call a Kid that is potty trained by 3 months old? a whiz kid
What does Trump do to a Mexican Bathroom? He deports-a-potty!
When you start potty training a child... ...you take them out of wetness protection.