Do you know who i am?
Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No
Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No
Boy: Good (*walks away)
The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.
Who I am?
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
What do you call a principal that used to be a prostitute? The Head Master
So Trump is working with Putin on cybersecurity... In other news, the principal at my school is working with the boys to install a surveillance system to insure privacy in the girls' locker room.
The gym teacher gets a handgun, the janitor gets a shot gun, and the principal gets an uzi. What do they arm the lunch lady with? A salt rifle
The phone rang in the principal's office...
Principal: "Hello?"
Caller: "Umm yes hi, my son won't be coming to school today because he's got the flu."
Principal: "OK and who may I ask is speaking?"
Caller: "Umm my dad."
My fifth grade teacher taught me how to smoke pot and kiss. Best hire I’ve ever made as a school principal.
Get together
Son: Dad there's a small get together at school tomorrow !!!
Father: small get together.? ..how small
Son: only me...you...and principal
Do You Know Who I Am?
BOY: Isn’t our principal stupid?
GIRL: Hey, do you know who I am?
BOY: No, why should I?
GIRL: I’m the principal’s daughter.
BOY: Do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank goodness
Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Principal is so stupid
Boy: our principal is so stupid.
Girl: don't you know who i am?
Boy: no.
Girl: i'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: do you know who i am?
Girl: no.
Boy: good (walks away)
Last year, 7th grade students were forced to clean the entire school. This year, the principal said, "Last year, the 7th grade student did the cleaning. This year, let the 8th grade students do it."
I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal.
Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers?
Because his mother told him not to eat them if the "seal" was broken.
Credits to my school principal
I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."
One great moment in school.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! \*Walks away\*
My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal "I remember a time when Harass was two words.
Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school
Mom: get up Liam, you will be late for school
Liam: but I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me
Mom: you have to go
Liam: give me one reason why I should go
Mom: you're 35, and you're the principal
A first grade student said, “Teacher teacher! Kyle has his pants down again!” The teacher goes, “PRINCIPAL KYLE, IM’A NEED YOU TO GET OUT RIGHT NOW!”
A group of vaping college students is called a smog. A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office.
Mom: - "Get up Liam, you will be late for school."
- "But I don't wanna go, all the teachers and students hate me."
- "You have to go."
- "Give me one reason why I should go."
- "Your 35, and you're the principal."
Where does the architecture school's principal send bad students? To the suspension bridge.
What did the inflatable principal say to the inflatable student who brought a pin to the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you have also let the school down but mainly you have let yourself down.
Mom: wake up son it's time to go to school
Son: But mom i dont want to go! All the students hate me and talk about me behind my back
Mom:But you have to go! Your the principal!
Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?
Because she was the Headmaster!
My first submitted joke :)
Johnny said he doesn't want to go to school anymore.
His mother tried to persuade him to go to school.
"I don't want to," said Johnny, "every kids in school hates me."
"Honey, you have to go," said his mother, "you're the principal."
The son told his mom: "I don't want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me." "But Michael, you must be in school. You're the principal!"
True false tests Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
The principal is so dumb
Guy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Guy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Guy: And tell me, young lady, Do YOU know who I am?
Girl: No...
Guy: Good! **walks away**
In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid. He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."
My girlfriend isn't the principal of a school... But shes definitely a headmaster in bed.