Prius Jokes

A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... But I can only walk so fast.

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Funny Prius Jokes
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Yesterday I got into an accident with a prius... Yesterday I was on the highway and rear ended a prius.
We both pulled over and a dwarf gets out of the prius.
He walks up to my car and says "Hey mister, I'm not happy!"
I say "then which one are you?"

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Where did this concept of kidnappers using white vans come from? I mean, I just use my Prius, stop being so stereotypical, jeez.

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I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult? It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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A vegan, an Italian and a Prius owner walk into a bar. I know this because they told me when they walked in the door.

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Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg.

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I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere.

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A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 10 feet...
But I can only walk so fast

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Did you hear about the new hybrid car? It's a cross between the Prius and the Prizm. They call it the priapism.

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What did the interracial couple name their child? Prius, because it’s a hybrid.

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Why did the cave buy a Prius? He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...

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My Prius had an oil leak Had to pay for a tampon to stop it up

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Cut the brake lines on his Prius.

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What do you call a Hasbro Prius? A Toy Yoda.

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My GF says I drive aggressively. I drive a Prius.

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Scott Prius resigns... Scott Pruitt resigns from EPA today siting intense pressure from Trump administration to change his last name to “Prius”...

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