a guy with a gun bursts into a bank and screams “a person's regular occupation, profession, or trade. also known as a commercial enterprise.” the old lady in front of him whispers to the teller, “I’d do whatever he asks. He means business.”
A cop pulls over a miner and asks
"Sir, whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do as a profession?"
And the miner replies "Mine."
The worst thing about being a profession skier... ...is that your career can only go downhill
What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology.
So, what's your profession again?
"Well", answered the man, "I'm a magician!"
"A Magician? What type of Magician?"
"It's a family business and I do the sawing down!"
"So do you have siblings?"
"Yes, two half brothers"
What profession is it important to know how to read lips? A gynecologist.
What profession does the best networking? Fishermen
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.
I'm thinking about changing my profession to mirror repair It's a job I can really see myself doing.
A buddy of mine in the medical profession recently lost his job for trying to sleep with a patient... Let me tell you, being a veterinarian isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber
If some last names were an ancestor's profession (Baker, Cobbler) How do you explain Dickinson?
My grandpa claims that his was the first profession to go all digital. He’s a proctologist.
What is the most masculine profession?
What is the most masculine profession?
Maleman
Which profession get to hear the most touching stories? Child therapists
Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? Because they're male men
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession? hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
Why don't shark bite Lawyers? Profession Courtesy.
Some joke my dad told me a long time ago
What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?
Barbers.
Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time.
What's the highest paying profession in the world? Circumcision. You don't get paid much hourly. But you get a lot of tips!
What's the most stable profession? Homelessness
First Manager If prostitution is the world's oldest profession, the world's first manager was a pimp...
I wanna be a Doctor? "What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A doctor." "And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."
A Therapist is complaining to his friend about not having any clients His friend replies it may have something to do with putting his profession on the office door in such large font that it had to be broken into two words.
Whats the best profession to have for dating? Arctic sailing, since its always handy for icebreakers.
I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit.
An optician decides to retire from his profession and become a priest. He's taking his first wedding, and says 'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband for better or for worse?' 'Better, or worse? Better, or worse?'
What's your profession? ... Sir, did you hear me? I herd.
A professional golfer shouldn’t try to obtain a new profession. Golfing should be their hole career.
Which profession is feared by terrorists more than any other? Telemarketers.
Mr. Jonathan Acci
Jonathan was a hard worker who went to school, studied hard, learned his profession, worked his way up the ladder and eventually opened his own periodontal surgery center which he named:
"Acci-Dental Surgery Center"
Why are there so few morticians? It's a dying profession.