Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge
A proton, electron and a neuton get into a bar fight. The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.
I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne.
I used to be a halogen but then I took a proton to the Ne
An electron and a proton walk into a magnetic field... Yes. That's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke.
A proton walks up to an electron
The proton says, "Why so negative?"
The electron says, "My wife is cheating on me."
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron. Help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street
Proton: “Wait, i dropped an electron!”
Neutron: “Are you sure?”
Proton: “I’m positive”
What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!
How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron? Ex centric
A proton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water The bartender asks "are you sure thats all you want?" to which the proton responds "I'm positive."
What did the two up quarks in a proton say to the thrid? Oh yeah, thanks
I am a proton held at rest next to a plate with a high positive charge in a uniform electric field I have a lot of potential but I'm not doing any work.
What's the difference between a proton and a human? A proton is always positive.
Jimmy Neutron (Split Personalities) Jimmy Electron, Jimmy Proton and Carl Weiner
Overheard in the nucleus…
Q: Are you sure you're a proton?
A: Yes, I'm positive.
A proton, an electron and a neutrino walk into a black hole That's it
Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere.
A proton walks into the police station.
He says, "Someone stole my electron!"
The police ask, "Are you sure?"
The proton says, "I'm positive!"
A proton walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender doesn't hear or see it because it's a proton.
I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy. I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.
What did the proton have for lunch? Baryoni
An electron and a proton are walking down the street...
When the proton falls over.
The electron says "Are you ok?"
The proton says "yeah"
The electron says "are you sure?"
And the proton says "yeah, I'm positive!"
A proton and several electrons walk into the bar.
The proton asks, "What did you do last weekend?"
The electron answered, "I ain't did no more of no nothing, not."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer,
The bartender replies"for you,sir no charge "
Are you sure, he asks
Proton replies,"positive "
What did a Proton said to an Electron? Dude, don't be negative
A proton walks into a bar... jk protons can't walk
Different between me and a proton: A proton is positive.
A Proton sits in a bar and orders his 7th drink. The barkeep asks "you sure?"
And the Proton replies
"Yeah man, I just caught my wife cheating, I need to forget...".