Punctuation Jokes

Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, "Let's eat kids" becomes "Let's eat punctuation"

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Funny Punctuation Jokes
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Whats a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? Period.

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

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Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal "Will, You, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating.

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I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard. I expect a long sentence.

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What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence.

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My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.

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why is a prisoners favorite punctuation point a period Cause it marks the end of a sentence.

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What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie

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A man once told his wife that he believed that the world was flat And she asked why, to which he replied “Honey, you *are* my world.”

EDIT: punctuation my bros

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Punctuation is very important There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.

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I'm giving up drinking till christmas Bad punctuation, can't edit title

I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.

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Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish. But, I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
- Sincerely,
Spoon.

Edit: punctuation is hard.

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Punctuation is important when answering questions. If a woman asks you what sort of picture you want her to send you...

"Naked, baby" sounds a lot better than "Naked baby".

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What’s a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? A period, it marks the end of a sentence

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Punctuation matters Commas are the difference between "Eat, my baby!" and "Eat my baby!".

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I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes? PUNctuation






Okay, I'll leave.

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What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence.

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The secret to a good joke What's the secret to a good joke punctuation

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Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court? To be sentenced

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The importance of punctuation... ... is the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse or helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Pay close attention to the punctuation

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Im giving up drinking for a month. Edit: Bad punctuation
Im giving up, Drinking for a month.

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What's the proper punctuation for a negative pregnancy test? A period.

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Why did Punctuation ruin Santa's marriage? Because a comma seperates two clauses

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Punctuation and grammar makes all the difference Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between “helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse” and “helping your uncle jack off a horse”.

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When it comes to punctuation & pregnancy scares, periods are better late than never.

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What disease occurs because someone uses too much punctuation? Colon Cancer

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Last night I was with a chick, and she said “No, don’t stop!” The next morning I got hit with a rape charge. That’s when I knew I was terrible at punctuation.

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Why did the guy who never uses punctuation go to prison for a long time? Because he had a long sentence.

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Two punctuation marks went out on the town They were a comma dating

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What is a doctors favorite punctuation mark? A colon

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On the first day of school the teacher assigns a writing assignment about "family emergencies" but notices that one student still hadn't learned to use punctuation. The teacher asks the student why and the student says, "Isn't it an emergency?"

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What a women’s least-favorite type of punctuation The period

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