Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, "Let's eat kids" becomes "Let's eat punctuation"
Whats a prisoners favorite punctuation mark?
Period.
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal "Will, You, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry
What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard. I expect a long sentence.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence.
My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.
why is a prisoners favorite punctuation point a period Cause it marks the end of a sentence.
What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie
A man once told his wife that he believed that the world was flat
And she asked why, to which he replied “Honey, you *are* my world.”
EDIT: punctuation my bros
Punctuation is very important
There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer.
I'm giving up drinking till christmas
Bad punctuation, can't edit title
I'm giving up. Drinking till Christmas.
Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish. But, I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
- Sincerely,
Spoon.
Edit: punctuation is hard.
Punctuation is important when answering questions.
If a woman asks you what sort of picture you want her to send you...
"Naked, baby" sounds a lot better than "Naked baby".
What’s a prisoners favorite punctuation mark? A period, it marks the end of a sentence
Punctuation matters Commas are the difference between "Eat, my baby!" and "Eat my baby!".
I recently won a punctuation competition. My prize was an apos-*trophy*.
What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?
PUNctuation
Okay, I'll leave.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence.
The secret to a good joke What's the secret to a good joke punctuation
Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court? To be sentenced
The importance of punctuation... ... is the difference between helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse or helping your uncle jack off a horse.
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Pay close attention to the punctuation
Im giving up drinking for a month.
Edit: Bad punctuation
Im giving up, Drinking for a month.
What's the proper punctuation for a negative pregnancy test? A period.
Why did Punctuation ruin Santa's marriage? Because a comma seperates two clauses
Punctuation and grammar makes all the difference Proper punctuation and grammar is the difference between “helping your Uncle, Jack, off a horse” and “helping your uncle jack off a horse”.
When it comes to punctuation & pregnancy scares, periods are better late than never.
What disease occurs because someone uses too much punctuation? Colon Cancer
Last night I was with a chick, and she said “No, don’t stop!” The next morning I got hit with a rape charge. That’s when I knew I was terrible at punctuation.
Why did the guy who never uses punctuation go to prison for a long time? Because he had a long sentence.
Two punctuation marks went out on the town They were a comma dating
What is a doctors favorite punctuation mark? A colon
On the first day of school the teacher assigns a writing assignment about "family emergencies" but notices that one student still hadn't learned to use punctuation. The teacher asks the student why and the student says, "Isn't it an emergency?"
What a women’s least-favorite type of punctuation The period