I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment. My homework ate my dog.
I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
I still remember the day my sister found out our neighbor's python isn't venomous. She was crushed.
A little 5yo girl goes into a petshop
Hello, I want a little bunny
Worker: Sure, you want that small fluffy white one or the small puffy brown one?
Girl: I dont think my python cares...
My boss asked me why I don't like to code in Python. I just find it too constricting.
why does the python live on land? it's above c level
I remember the day my son found out the neighbor's python wasn't venomous he was crushed.
Why did the python programmer run into the pole?
He couldn't C it.
Don't worry, i'll cout<<"myself";
I had an idea for a Writing Prompt where there is an insane asylum full of people who think they are part of a Monty Python skit and quote the lines endlessly. Someone told me that's called 'college'.
Why does Python live in land? Because it is above C level.
I remember this from a Monty Python "My dog has no nose!" Says one man. His friend asks "well how does he smell?" "Stinky!"
The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.
Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting.
Why was the programer killed by a snake? He underestimated the speed of the python.
When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
It was surprisingly easy to get a job at the zoo as a computer scientist Probably because I am fluent in Python
Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Selling a python
Paddy was selling his pet python on eBay.
Some bloke rang him up and asked, "Is it big?" Paddy said, "Massive." The bloke said, "how many feet?" Paddy says, "None, it's a snake ya fecking idiot!"
Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee
An infinite number of lemmings walk into a python
while True:
print("Ouch.")
^^\#oof
What do you call a 3.14 m long python? A snake.
What do you call a snake that weighs 3.14 tons? Python
My software developer candidate brought his pet to the interview He produced perfectly valid Python.
My snake is a IT professional..... He's very proficient in python, and won't stop hissing about it.
What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean.
Spent two hours debugging my Python... Turns out that pubic lice are difficult to get rid of.
Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5
A Python developer walks into a foobar...
not not
'Who's there?'
True
What do you call a programming boxer? Mike Python
Son: Is that tiger fresh?
Mum: Well it was throwing up blood yesterday.
Credit to: Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
My wife loves monty python, so when she said “there’s something unexpected waiting for you at home,” I got pretty excited Turns out, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition. It was divorce papers
I've been working on learning Python in my free time. Here's everything I know so far: Sssssssssssssssssssss.
RIP Terry Jones. Now part of Monty Python’s Dying Circus