What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
A “W”
( joke from my 8 yo daughter)
My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow.
That means no black people.
(Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)
A pilot passed through a rainbow on his flight test. He passed with flying colors.
Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit? Hue-dini
Where can you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow...
What do you call a rainbow without any colors?
A plainbow.
Credit to my 6 year old.
What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
What the sound of a rainbow laughing? Hue hue hue hue
How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow? Non-violet protests
I was caught stealing a rainbow once Ended up getting thrown in prism
What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone? Green Green, Yellow?
Why did the T-Rex attack the LGBTQ parade? It wanted to Taste the Rainbow.
My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum
Photons from a rainbow hit you at almost 300 million m/s and you don’t even flinch I guess they are pretty light
The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts... ..I guess it's a dying art.
What did the little girls ribbon become in the rain A rainbow
Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow.
Except black. There's no black in a rainbow.
Credits to vinesauce
A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells "I don't want to go back to prism!"
Since I was a kid I always wanted to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
But I guess that is just something Irish for.
EDIT: I just thought of this randomly. I'm sorry this is a horrible joke.
What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
I ate a rainbow-colored Altoid It was bi-curiously strong.
What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow? A leprechaun artist!
Why does Chick-Fil-A hate prisms? Because they turn straight, pure white light into rainbow.
The rainbow hasn’t seen his children in years He just got out of prism
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
You are riding a unicorn chasing a rainbow tiger and there is a flying lion behind you. What do you do? Get off the carousal, you're drunk.
If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!
What do you call somebody with a skin disease trying to make you believe they have a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? A leper-con