Ramen Jokes

"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.

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Funny Ramen Jokes
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Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.

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You all heard of alphabet soup! Prepare yourself for... Times New Ramen

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What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...

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What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen!

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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen.

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What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men

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I’m so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM... And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles

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Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packets? You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.

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At the end of the day, we’re all human beans Together we will rice. Now lettuce pray. Ramen.

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What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen

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You've heard of alphabet soup But have you heard of.. Times New Ramen?

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What font is alphabet soup in? Times New Ramen.

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Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?

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What do feminst cannibals eat ? Ramen.

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A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: ‘make me one with everything’

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You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen

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What font do Japanese people use Times new ramen

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Why did the ramen get arrested when he went outside without putting on his bowl? Public Noodlity.

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What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen

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If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen

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What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles

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Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.

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If I get more money, I'll start eating less ramen. And if I get less money, I'll also start eating less ramen.

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What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen.

(Sound it out.)

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What does pasta say when it's done praying? Ramen

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What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

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Where does asian food go to fight to the death? The Ramen Colosseum.

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Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now? Na...

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If King Tut had traveled to Japan there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.

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Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.

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What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen? Clearance

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What is the difference between an Apple Mac and a Windows PC? If you own a Windows PC, chances are that you eat ramen often as a meal.

If you own an Apple Mac, you can only afford to eat ramen as a meal.

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