"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.
You all heard of alphabet soup! Prepare yourself for... Times New Ramen
What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles? A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
I've paid $.25 for a bag of Top Ramen since I was in college Either they don't raise their prices for inflation or I've been getting ripped off the past 20 years...
What do cannibals put in their soup?
Ramen!
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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen.
What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men
I’m so broke, I went to check my account balance at the ATM... And it printed me out a coupon for Ramen Noodles
Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packets? You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.
At the end of the day, we’re all human beans Together we will rice. Now lettuce pray. Ramen.
What does a noodle say after praying? Ramen
You've heard of alphabet soup But have you heard of.. Times New Ramen?
What font is alphabet soup in? Times New Ramen.
Contest Emcee: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of Ramen Noodles! Me: Can I just take the $20 instead?
What do feminst cannibals eat ? Ramen.
A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: A monk walks up to a ramen stand and says: ‘make me one with everything’
You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen
What font do Japanese people use Times new ramen
Why did the ramen get arrested when he went outside without putting on his bowl? Public Noodlity.
What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen
If you mix taco bell sauce into your ramen.. It tastes exactly like poverty.
What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen.
What's an Asian cannibal's favorite food? Ramen
What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles
Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
If I get more money, I'll start eating less ramen. And if I get less money, I'll also start eating less ramen.
What do cannibals on a budget eat?
Ramen.
(Sound it out.)
What does pasta say when it's done praying? Ramen
What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe
Where does asian food go to fight to the death? The Ramen Colosseum.
Shouldn't we call cup ramen noodles "sodium bowls" now? Na...
If King Tut had traveled to Japan there's a good chance he would've been... poopin ramen.
Did you hear that Eminem was opening a noodle restaurant in Tokyo? He *is* very good at ramen.
What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen? Clearance
What is the difference between an Apple Mac and a Windows PC?
If you own a Windows PC, chances are that you eat ramen often as a meal.
If you own an Apple Mac, you can only afford to eat ramen as a meal.