What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool ranch.
(Written by my 9 yo daughter).
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
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Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
People always make fun of my dad because his name is Chip and he is a Dorito farmer You might think that is cheesy but actually we got to grow up on a really cool ranch
What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer? Cool Ranch
A tour bus is traveling through Nevada...
it briefly passes by the Bunny Ranch in Carson City.
The guide notes, "We are now passing the largest house of legal prostitution in America"
A man in the back shouts, "WHY?!?"
Hey girl, are you looking for a stud?
I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*
Cowboy: How many cattle do we have here? 18..!
Ranch owner: Round them up
Cowboy: Ok 20, then!
How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch? The big hand's touching the little hand.
what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!
If you put on cowboy clothes, are you technically, ranch dressing?
When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch? The big hand touches the little hand.
Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool. Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.
A joke from my son: "where do horses change their clothes?" The ranch dressing room.
On the day of Michael Jackson's death
The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.
The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"
"I reckon the roller coaster."
Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch? Because it's still dressing.
If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?
If you’re wearing cowboy clothes... You’re Ranch Dressing
My doctor tells me my visceral fat needs addressing... ... I'm considering Ranch or Thousand Island, do you have any other recommendations?
If you put on cowboy clothing... Are you ranch dressing?
I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a nearby Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.
What do you call it when dress up like a cowboy? Ranch dressing
I know a farmer that grows doritos It's a cool ranch
I managed to escape Neverland Ranch by taking refuge in a nearby Catholic Church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.
How big is your ranch ?
- Well, every morning at sunrise, I get in my truck, and start driving, and by the time the time sun sets I still haven't reached the end of my ranch.
- Yeah, I had a truck like that once.
When is it bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand.
A cowboy comes to his boss his ranch and says 'thats all 50 cows boss'. The boss answers 'how did you get 50? I only got 48!' The cowboy answers 'I know, I rounded them up.'
Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Had to stop growing Marijuana around the ranch The steaks were too high
Clear and concise writing can mean the difference between "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"... and "I spent my summer working on the family's husbandry ranch."
The Tour Bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly by the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks. The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?"
I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact, only to wind up in a neighboring Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.
A farmer comes into a large amount of money and decides to buy his son's a large ranch where they can raise cattle. He calls the ranch "Focus". Because it's where the sun's rays meet.
As a boy, I managed to escape Neverland Ranch with my virginity intact...by running into a nearby Catholic church. Out of the flying Pan, into the friar.
How did Michael Jackson tell when it was bed time at never never land ranch? When the big hand touched the little hand.
Did you hear the news a new company is now marketing with celebrities likenesses? Products include Daryll strawberry jam, O.J’s Oj and Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.
Can you imagine if they named Ranch dressing like. Cowbell dressing?
Then people would always be saying.
Can I have more Cowbell with this.