What do red necks and scientists have in common? Relative dating
How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin
What do red necks do at Halloween? They pump-kin
What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation
Red neck word of the day "fitness" I don't think there's any way we're "fitness" in the back a da truck
Welcome to America, land of the red, white and blue Red necks, white trash and blue collars
Why do rednecks have red necks? From provoking everyone else they meet to strangle them.
CM Wangs?
A red neck conversation!
MR Ducks
MR Not Ducks!
OSAR!
CM Wangs!
LIB
MR Ducks!
Non redneck conversion:
Them are Ducks
Them are not ducks
Oh yes they are!
Well I'll be
See them wings!
Them are ducks!
What's the most similar thing to a red neck without his sister? A man without his wife
What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common? In every case, someone loses a trailer.
Why do red necks love Halloween? It’s acceptable to pump ur kin.