Referee Jokes

The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.

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Funny Referee Jokes
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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls

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A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match. **14 Missed Calls**

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was blowing fouls.

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What do you call an Englishman in a World Cup final game? A referee

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I stopped a fight from happening at work today. I made the two guy see sense and talk through their personal issues like grown adults. The promoters were furious and fired me from my job as a referee.

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The referee I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.

I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.

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I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee

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A referee picks up his phone during a game. *12 missed calls*

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How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

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Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

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What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee

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Did you hear about the NHL official that was arrested as a serial killer? His name was Referee Dahmer.

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What do you call an Englishman in the final of the World Cup? A referee

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What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee

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Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee was blowing fowls

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What do you call a Dutch in the World Cup final? A referee.

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What’s the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician? When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.

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Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day? The sun never sets on the British umpire.

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Was playing soccer last week and the referee said I could only take the free kick if the ball was stationery. So I swapped it for a pencil.

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Just learned NFL has female referee When she throws a flag and just looks at a player is he supposed to know what he did wrong?

Will she throw a flag next season for something a player did this season?

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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the NBA court ? Because the referee was BLOWIN Fowles

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.

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I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower

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I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.

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What's the difference between a football player and a rugby player? A football player spends 90 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's hurt while a rugby player spends 80 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's not.

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