The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.
Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls
A soccer referee picks up his phone during a match. **14 Missed Calls**
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? Because the referee was blowin fowles
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee was blowing fouls.
What do you call an Englishman in a World Cup final game? A referee
I stopped a fight from happening at work today. I made the two guy see sense and talk through their personal issues like grown adults. The promoters were furious and fired me from my job as a referee.
The referee
I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.
I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee
A referee picks up his phone during a game. *12 missed calls*
How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.
What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee
Did you hear about the NHL official that was arrested as a serial killer? His name was Referee Dahmer.
What do you call an Englishman in the final of the World Cup? A referee
What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals? A referee
Who would make the best referee ? Snow White, because she's the fairest of them all.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee was blowing fowls
What do you call a Dutch in the World Cup final? A referee.
What’s the difference between a football (soccer) referee and a politician? When the referee gets bribed at least someone wins.
Did you hear about the Welsh baseball referee who circles the world each day? The sun never sets on the British umpire.
Was playing soccer last week and the referee said I could only take the free kick if the ball was stationery. So I swapped it for a pencil.
Just learned NFL has female referee
When she throws a flag and just looks at a player is he supposed to know what he did wrong?
Will she throw a flag next season for something a player did this season?
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.
Why did the chicken cross the NBA court ? Because the referee was BLOWIN Fowles
Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.
I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made.
What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee? A whistle blower
I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.
What's the difference between a football player and a rugby player? A football player spends 90 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's hurt while a rugby player spends 80 minutes trying to get the referee to think he's not.