Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!
You know what I tell my self whenever women reject me. That my wife is waiting for me back home.
Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump
I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me.
Me being a math nerd I was certain that my crush would reject me if I asked her out But either way, I was 2² to ask her out
Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*
Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend’s marriage proposal? Because the ring wasn’t 24 carrots
Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it.
Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO
Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes.
Whenever I am offered a nude picture, as a respectful gentleman I reject the offer and suggest that they cover up Go ahead, send me a nude and see what I say.
Girl, are you a college acceptance letter? Because I feel like you are about to reject me.
Two lesbians moved in next door, Two lesbians moved in next door, so I went with a housewarming gift. Quite rude of them to reject my camcorder.
A boy asks his mom- "Mom, why do the best people die?"
Mom: "When you're in a garden, which flowers do you pick?"
Boy: "The most beautiful ones"
Mom: "What does that tell you?"
Boy: "Heaven ain't buildin no fugly reject army"
If Biden won, that makes him President-Elect. So that means that Trump is ... ... President-Reject.
How i managed to succesfully reject all the woman chasing me and loving me, kissing and wanting to have *** with me I told them i was a virgin, and was bad in bed. Those words saved me from a world of chaos