Reject Jokes

Funny Reject Jokes
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Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!

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You know what I tell my self whenever women reject me. That my wife is waiting for me back home.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner? His place is a dump

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I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me.

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Me being a math nerd I was certain that my crush would reject me if I asked her out But either way, I was 2² to ask her out

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."


*^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*

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Why did the rabbit reject her boyfriend’s marriage proposal? Because the ring wasn’t 24 carrots

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Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO

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Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes.

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Whenever I am offered a nude picture, as a respectful gentleman I reject the offer and suggest that they cover up Go ahead, send me a nude and see what I say.

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Girl, are you a college acceptance letter? Because I feel like you are about to reject me.

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Two lesbians moved in next door, Two lesbians moved in next door, so I went with a housewarming gift. Quite rude of them to reject my camcorder.

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A boy asks his mom- "Mom, why do the best people die?" Mom: "When you're in a garden, which flowers do you pick?"

Boy: "The most beautiful ones"

Mom: "What does that tell you?"

Boy: "Heaven ain't buildin no fugly reject army"

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If Biden won, that makes him President-Elect. So that means that Trump is ... ... President-Reject.

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How i managed to succesfully reject all the woman chasing me and loving me, kissing and wanting to have *** with me I told them i was a virgin, and was bad in bed. Those words saved me from a world of chaos

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