You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"
Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.
Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.
I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase "my server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.
Why do people rob 7/11 instead of restaurants? Because it's more convenient.
What do Chinese restaurants do when their lights are too bright? Dim sum
Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
What do you call people you like going to new restaurants with?
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Your tastebuds :)
Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia,
a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.
It's called Burka King.
I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.
Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan.
Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine.
What kind of restaurants do military snipers prefer? Take out.
Why do arts graduates like fancy restaurants? Bigger tips.
My girlfriend left me today because I quit taking her to seafood restaurants. Turns out she was only with me because of my mussels.
All the good restaurants are racist. Apparently they only serve native americans, because every time I ask for a table they tell me I need to have a reservation.
Why is the lighting in Chinese restaurants so inconsistent? Because they dim sum...
I don't always misbehave in Vietmamese restaurants, but when I do I'm always afraid they're going to... Bahn Mi
Why do cows never work in restaurants? They hate bad tips
In Lomé, the capital of a small African country, there are no sit-down restaurants. All the food is Togo.
I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it "whining and dining"
Why are restaurants on the moon always so mediocre? There's never any atmosphere.
Why do men love leaving restaurants? It's the only time someone thanks them for coming.
What do you use to find Greek restaurants? A gyroscope.
There are 2 types of restaurants... Good restaurants, and restaurants with kids menus.
What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants? Chimichakras
She said “Take me to one of those restaurants where they make food in front of you” So I took her to subway
What's the difference between the types of Indians who live in Canada?
One type moves to Canada and opens up restaurants, the other type already have reservations.
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Non-chain restaurants are usually better than chain restaurants because they're... off the chain.
Did you hear about the guy who is constantly starting up new restaurants? He is a real Entree'peneur.
I hate restaurants that have quirky and confusing ways of displaying men and woman bathroom signs. I mean, what am I?!? Am I a kitchen or an exit?
They always ask me at restaurants if Pepsi is okay... But nobody ever cares to ask how Coke is doing 😔
I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants... they're mostly naan starters.
These Fancy Restaurants Go All Out They got a waiter for everything. A table waiter to give you your table, a untensil waiter to give you your utensils, a menu waiter to give you your menu, a head waiter.... I'm just saying they are going all out.
What kind of sandwich can you only find in Chinese restaurants in Philadelphia? Filly Cheesesteak
Why does Bob Dylan hate McDonnalds restaurants? Because they have Burgers Most Foul