Restaurants Jokes

Funny Restaurants Jokes
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You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

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Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

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Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations.

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Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.

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I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase "my server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.

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Why do people rob 7/11 instead of restaurants? Because it's more convenient.

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What do Chinese restaurants do when their lights are too bright? Dim sum

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Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

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What do you call people you like going to new restaurants with? ¦
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Your tastebuds :)

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Due to the recent relaxation of laws in Saudi Arabia, a new chain of fast food restaurants are opening up which are run solely by women.

It's called Burka King.

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I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

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Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine.

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What kind of restaurants do military snipers prefer? Take out.

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Why do arts graduates like fancy restaurants? Bigger tips.

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My girlfriend left me today because I quit taking her to seafood restaurants. Turns out she was only with me because of my mussels.

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All the good restaurants are racist. Apparently they only serve native americans, because every time I ask for a table they tell me I need to have a reservation.

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Why is the lighting in Chinese restaurants so inconsistent? Because they dim sum...

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I don't always misbehave in Vietmamese restaurants, but when I do I'm always afraid they're going to... Bahn Mi

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Why do cows never work in restaurants? They hate bad tips

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In Lomé, the capital of a small African country, there are no sit-down restaurants. All the food is Togo.

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I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it "whining and dining"

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Why are restaurants on the moon always so mediocre? There's never any atmosphere.

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Why do men love leaving restaurants? It's the only time someone thanks them for coming.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants? A gyroscope.

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There are 2 types of restaurants... Good restaurants, and restaurants with kids menus.

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What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.

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What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants? Chimichakras

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She said “Take me to one of those restaurants where they make food in front of you” So I took her to subway

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What's the difference between the types of Indians who live in Canada? One type moves to Canada and opens up restaurants, the other type already have reservations.



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Non-chain restaurants are usually better than chain restaurants because they're... off the chain.

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Did you hear about the guy who is constantly starting up new restaurants? He is a real Entree'peneur.

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I hate restaurants that have quirky and confusing ways of displaying men and woman bathroom signs. I mean, what am I?!? Am I a kitchen or an exit?

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They always ask me at restaurants if Pepsi is okay... But nobody ever cares to ask how Coke is doing 😔

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I don't like appetizers at Indian restaurants... they're mostly naan starters.

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These Fancy Restaurants Go All Out They got a waiter for everything. A table waiter to give you your table, a untensil waiter to give you your utensils, a menu waiter to give you your menu, a head waiter.... I'm just saying they are going all out.

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What kind of sandwich can you only find in Chinese restaurants in Philadelphia? Filly Cheesesteak

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Why does Bob Dylan hate McDonnalds restaurants? Because they have Burgers Most Foul

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