Retail Jokes

Funny Retail Jokes
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I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you?
Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife
Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here
Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!

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Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Retail store. I know I'm lame.

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Where do dogs get new tails? The retail store

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail? To the retail store

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Where do animals go after their tails fall off? A retail store.

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Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail and needs a new one? A retail store.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go? To a retail store.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store.

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Where do pets go when their tails fall off? The retail store

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Where does a dog get a new tail? At the Retail Store

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Where does an animal that lost its tail go? To the retail store.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!

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where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store :D

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store

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A group of theives are going to retail stores and are stealing clothes by sizes Police say they are still at large.

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Where does a dog go when he looses his tail? A retail store

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Where do animals go when they lose their tail? They go the the retail store

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were do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.

Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :(((((

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I saw a tail-less cat in the street today It was looking for a retail store.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail? Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Where do dogs go when their tail falls off? The retail store

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Retail clerks who buy their own clothes from their own stores really need a confidence boost. They sell themselves shorts

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Why are retail workers the best in bed? Because they're trained to have the customer come first.

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The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours.

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After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off? The retail store

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It's a great time to invest in retail clothing stock. Pants and underwear sales in Hawaii are booming.

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Did you hear about the mechanic that left his job to go into retail? He worked with a tyre.

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Did you guys here about the opening of a new retail establishment that sells a selection of fine, unusual or foreign prepared food in the capital in India? Or as I like to call it, a new deli in New Delhi

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What do you call a retail store that disables electronics? An EMPorium

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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail? A retail store.

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‪I want to open a pants store called “50% Off!,” but the store will exclusively sell shorts at regular retail value. Fish in a barrel.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? A retail store

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