My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!
I was eating green onions when all of a sudden, I started rhyming everything that I was saying. It turns out, they were rap scallions.
I just finished getting the presents ready under the tree Suddenly, they all started rhyming in spoken verse about the conditions in inner city America. That's when I realized I'd accidentally used rapping paper.
Have you ever meta rhyming pun... ...that you liked better than this one?
What do you call underage rhyming? Statutory Rap