If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?
an Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
90% of people are unable to solve this riddle by guessing the opposite of each word.
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Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
Riddle: A King has 3 cups in front of him. The first two cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the King's name?? King Philip III
What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort
While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train...
She said to me, "What's black and white and red all over?"
"Wow," I said, "You can speak English?"
"Just a riddle," she said.
Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle? He was stumped.
(Riddle)Everyone I love is dead. Who am I? A necrophiliac
Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?
"M-my parents?"
"No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
Can someone solve this riddle?
What starts with an "E" and ends with an "E", but only has one letter?
What am I?
More of a riddle, actually.
I happen once a year, but twice a week.
You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall.
What am I?
Riddle me this: What's Hot N Red, Best in Bed? A bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos cause I'm alone
Riddle: What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak? A dead bird
Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped.
A dark riddle.
What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?
A disobedient slave.
You're hungry. In the fridge there is a bag of bread, jar of jam, a can of tuna, and some milk. To answer the riddle, what do you open first? This thread!
Here’s a Riddle for you What has 4 letters, Sometimes has 9 and never has 5?
A riddle
Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head?
Yeah, I know, too easy right?
It's Jar Jar Binks
I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle.
Riddle me this
Which does not belong:
* Nipple clamps
* Soy
* Vibrator
Answer:
The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes.
[Riddle] See H side by side, you are inside. If you are in IT, you are E. Church Furniture
I told a riddle to a double amputee once Boy did it leave him stumped
What's the worst kind of riddle? Being riddled with bullets
Courtesy of my 9yo: What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A riddle snake.
I read a riddle with a picture of an eye, a child, a finger pointing at me, and a knot I kid you not, that's what it was
A Riddle
Why did the clock go back 4 seconds?
It was hungry.
I'm Full of Riddles.
Riddle A:
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What is the longest word in the dictionary?
S**mile**s because there is a mile between the S's.
Riddle B:
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What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock!
Riddle Cya L8ter:
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How do you make the #1 disappear?
Add a **G** to it and it's G**one**.
Bye.
The chicken or the egg: I have solved the riddle The rooster came first
What's the difference between a good riddle and my boyfriend? Beats me.
Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home, I said::
"Hi, Sweetie! I've got another riddle for you. What has four legs, and doesn't move?"
She answered: "That's easy... A chair!"
-"Wrong! It's your sweet Corgi-dog..."
Lame Riddle
Use these four words in a sentence:
defeat, deduct, defense, detail
answer in comments
What's a German's favorite riddle book? Mind Kramp
What do you call a riddle told by a prostitute? A trick question
What do you call a riddle that is easy to crack? A brittle.