Just tried to kill a roach with axe body spray... ...now his name is Brett and he won't shut up about cross-fit.
Do you know why roach clips are called roach clips? Because potholders was already taken.
What did the professional diving roach say to his captain right before being lost to the sea? Suffocation, no breathing, this is my last report.
If Papa Roach goes on their final vacation is it to their last resort?
Why do they call it a 'roach clip'? Because the term 'pot holder' was already taken.
Two cockroaches run into each other in a week old baguette
One says to the other, 'Hey, I thought I was the only roach from around these parts. Where you from?'
The other responds, 'Who, me? I was born in bread right here.'
Why do they call a roach clip a roach clip? 'Cause the name "Pot Holder" was already taken.
Why do they call them "roach clips"? Because "pot holder" was already taken.
What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays? This is my last resort.
What do you call a female roach with a weiner? A transpestite.
Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"???
because potholder was already taken.
I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Pot holder was taken.
What is a pothead's favorite bug? A Roach
I've been playing hide and seek with a roach for two days now. He still hasn't found me since this morning. What a loser.
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because potholders was already taken.
I know I know. Old joke.
Enjoy and be safe!
Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken
Why is a Roach Clip called a Roach Clip? Pot Holder was already taken.
Why do they call it a roach clip?? Because potholder was already taken.
Do you know why they called it a roach clip? Because pot holder was already taken.
Why do they call a roach clip a roach clip? Because pot holders was taken.
What happens when you take the roach out of cockroach You get a dead bug
Everyone is brave until the roach starts flying
Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holders was taken.
That's a huge cockroach Thanks - Roach.